I threw a tea party with skunks and squirrels. The badger showed up. We were not impressed. I invited you, but the pigeon got lost. The party must go on...
I am American, and I don't celebrate "turkey eating day" either. I can do that any day if I wanted. Not to mention that day is a big lie we tell our children about how happy it was. If anything. I want to celebrate the Apple Pie I am about to go get to savor all next week.