COOKBOOK HOW TO:

Discussion in 'Sundered Lands' started by seamusogre, Mar 7, 2014.

  1. seamusogre

    seamusogre New Member

    ELF EAR STEW:
    CATCH 10 TREE HUGGER WITH NICE POINTY EARS
    BEST WITH SKEEZ NETTERS YOU CAN USE TRAPPERS BUT THAT MAKES ELF BIT SOUP.
    RIP OFF EARS DON'T CUT THIS ADDS FLAVOR
    PUT IN BOILING WATER WITH HALF A CENTAUR
    BOIL FOR 10,000 LEASHES TO 100 SKEEZ
    EAT
    BURN DOWN REST OF FOREST
    FEED ELVES TO YOUR GOD VINDRAX FOR A SNACK
    KICK A SKEEZ AND YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY AND MEAL
     
  2. BurnPyro

    BurnPyro Forum Royalty

    Seasoning.

    Needs more seasoning
     
  3. seamusogre

    seamusogre New Member

    THE EARS ARE THE SEASONING.
     
  4. GabrielQ

    GabrielQ I need me some PIE!

    Frog legs, anyone? - Dizzle, draksar field cook.
     
  5. MovnTarget

    MovnTarget Forum Royalty

    Soylent Green is Dwarves!!!
     
    jenovah2 likes this.
  6. jenovah2

    jenovah2 The King of Potatoes

    Are you implying dorfs are people?!
     

Share This Page