How to restart an infinite thread

no me

 

Indeed. I'm goopy and bad for you.

 

Actually, your name implies that you are looking for this sign: http://3.s3.envato.com/files/49664466/Danger_znaki-04_590.jpg

Sigh ... I keep wondering whether or not morpholino is a chemist. I asked him once, but he didn't answer ... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morpholine

 

So train internet is like airplane internet?

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/inflight_internet

 

no, trainternet is crappy.

 

Isn't that in-train-net?

 

might be.

 

This thread is closed.

 

It will close when I say so

 

Except when it's open.

 

... I won.

 

A loss.

 

Got a to-do list from here to the Himalaya

Did nothing all weekend

#thuglyfe

 

Thugs do not spell life, lyfe. They spell it lifgh.

 

SO the other day I was out fishing. Wasn't having any luck so I moved to the other side of the pond. Still having no luck, I about gave up. Then I heard a light voice to my right, near the water saying "Fish over here, Fish over here!". I walked over to where the voice was coming from and saw that it was a frog! The frog continued saying "fish over here!". I cast my rod out and immediately got a bite. I cast again and another instant bite. This was awesome!

"you're a smart frog", I said to the frog. "why don't you come with me?".

The frog and I started walking back around the pond to the campsite where I was staying. When we were about halfway back the frog yelled "STOP!"

I stopped dead in my tracks, and right as I did, an enormous tree branch fell right in front of me, right where I would have been. It would have killed me! "You're a lucky frog!" i said the the frog. "I'm going to bring you on a little vacation."

Me and the frog flew to Las Vegas. When I got to my room at the Bellagi0, I just dropped my stuff off and took the frog straight to the casino. We walked up to a roulette table. The frog told me to put money down on double 0, so I put all of my gambling money on double 0. The man behind the counter ran the machine, and wouldn't you know it, the ball landed on double 0! I won 8 million dollars!!

I used some of that money to buy out the penthouse for the weekend. Later on, I was lying on the king sized bed in the penthouse with my friend the frog. I looked at him and said "Wow frog, you really are lucky. You have done so much for me! if there is anything I can do for you please let me know, I really owe you!"

The frog looked at me a minute before it said "kiss me". I was hesitant to oblige because it was a frog, but I realized that this frog has made me tons richer, so I was in the frogs debt. I kissed the frog on the mouth, and it immediately turned into a beautiful 17 year old girl, and I swear to God your honor that's how it happened.

 

Illegal animal transportation, animal abuse... You do need a better story bro.

 

You can get a permit to take animals like frogs on airplanes, and idk where I abused the frog. In fact, if I recall, everything that I did with the frog was consentual

 

You made a frog gamble for you (also I don't know why some casino-mafia-movie-like thugs didn't appear and beat your a*s and roast the frog while u were openly starring Rainfrog).

 

the frog didn't gamble for me...... it just told me what number to put my money on! I did the actual gambling part.

 

why are you people here? don't you know I shall have the last post in this thread? this discussion is pointless.