No one wished me a happy birthday

And thank god they didn't. If the guys around here found out it was my birthday I'd be on guard shift still and duck taped to the chair

 

HAPPY BIRFDAY! so tell us, exactlu how many years ago were you squeezed out of a uterus, because ****** is a bad word apparently. silly sexually repressed american chat filter.

 

I won the race from balls to egg twenty years ago

 

That would mean you died wearing down the membrane into the egg cell so one of the other sperm cells could fuse with it.

anyways if you were the sperm/egg fusion that did happen that would make you 19 and 3 months old. so its not your birthday.

 

I just wanted a funny joke but I can't have anything is that it. god dammit

 

The joke here is that none of us were the fastest sperm, we were all slackers.

 

that explains a lot actually

 

Glad you are still with us. HBD

 

Yeah, that's right. And I didn't get you any presents either. In fact I completely forgot your birthday existed. What say you to that?

 

Who are you?

 

Same here xD
But happy bday meaty

 

I don't know anymore

 

Rude but understandable

 

I forgot where but the uncovered version is safe