@mw24 Of course it isn't this happened in Norway, meanwhile Sinterklaas rides a white horse with black spots and arrives in a steamboat with his moorish helpers out of spain. everyone knows this. meanwhile his weaksauce knockoff Santaclaus lives in one of the baltic states and uses magical slave labour in his workshop located in the North Pole. Meanwhile Thor flies his six legged white horse with black spots sleipnir. Meanwhile reindeer are getting drunk of off poisonous plants in the middle of winter creating the myth of flying reindeer. ... this stuff seems to be folding in on itself like a black hole of winter myths. it's a convoluted mess of flying animals, red cloaks, and the occasional bad child being abducted in a sack.
Well Santa has to carry alot more gifts than just the gifts from Whoville, I don't think a scrawny pup is gonna do it. I was kinda thinking it was a Radical Islamist Caribou attack on a Super Bowl Reindeer Games or something.
