Geressen

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can someone destroy the russian spambot in off topic? Apr 14, 2020

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1. Geressen
  So I'm sitting next to someone who was 22 when WW2 happened and we are waiting to be stabbed in the eye, how are your days going?
  
  Dec 22, 2015
2. Geressen
  it's actually relly hard to tell sometimes if people liked or disliked the new star wars because and I quote: "J.J. Abrams killed it "
  
  Dec 20, 2015
  2. themacca
    I would assume That people liked it. since George Lucas already "killed it" in the negative connotation
    
    Dec 21, 2015
3. Geressen
  new star wars is good, go see it.
  
  Dec 19, 2015
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  3. themacca
    You are senshu Minage and you endorse this message?
    
    Dec 19, 2015
  4. Cydna
    XXX DIES
    
    Dec 19, 2015
  5. Geressen
    @Cydna several character get their ass Handied to them
    
    Dec 19, 2015
4. Geressen
  im so sick of the truth threads in off topic, i'm gonna make a the truth about truth threads thread.
  
  Dec 18, 2015
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  2. darklord48
    I beat you to it.
    
    Dec 18, 2015
  3. Markoth
    off* clever girl
    
    Dec 18, 2015
  4. Geressen
    @Markoth damn, well it's 1 am i'm off to sleep.
    
    Dec 18, 2015
5. Geressen
  Turns out I was raised spoiled and my rich tastes in food and hobbies are what are bankrupting me. I blame my parents and not my discipline.
  
  Dec 17, 2015
  2. themacca
    i actually took mw24 off block to check if he said something similar to this.
    
    Dec 19, 2015
  3. Geressen
    ? why?
    
    Dec 19, 2015
  4. themacca
    that kinda attitude seems like him in a nuthshell. suspected you were parodying him
    
    Dec 19, 2015
6. Geressen
  @mw24 you could say he is erasing races on the internet. he is an E-racist.
  
  Dec 15, 2015
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  2. Griselbrand
    That joke was bad and you should feel bad
    Smh
    
    Dec 15, 2015
7. Geressen
  I came up with an amazing joke to put on here, I wish i'd remembered it.
  
  Dec 15, 2015
8. Geressen
  someone needs to have a serious talk with the eye-doc about maybe not starting with a 5 minute talk about how it sounds scary but won't hurt
  
  Dec 15, 2015
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  2. Geressen
    that's like giving someone food and telling them there is definetly no rat poison in there, no siréé, rat poison? in that food? hah. no all our food is rat poison free and won't kill you.
    
    Dec 15, 2015
  3. Geressen
    Over the phone before telling me what exactly he needs to do to my eye.
    
    Dec 15, 2015
9. Geressen
  draksar rule, dwarves drool.
  
  Dec 14, 2015
  2. Griselbrand
    U askin for a fight m8?
    
    Dec 14, 2015
  3. Geressen
    no, but degenerate dwarves will start one regardless.
    
    Dec 14, 2015
  4. Griselbrand
    THATS IT M8
    ILL SMACK YA IN DA GABBA, I SWER ON ME MUM
    
    Dec 14, 2015
10. Geressen
  @IMAGIRL DAY BIRTH HAPPY!
  
  Dec 13, 2015
11. Geressen
  HOW? HOW? I WANT TO PUNCH THE TV IM SO ANGRY!
  
  Dec 11, 2015
12. Geressen
  How can you Firk up so badly that a thing dieing and calcifying due to geophysical changes changing the climate are somehow evolution?
  
  Dec 11, 2015
  2. Markoth
    Havnt you played Pokemon?
    
    Dec 11, 2015
  3. Geressen
    THIS WASN't POKéMON THIS WAS ABOUT PATAGONIA!
    
    Dec 11, 2015
  4. Markoth
    SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDOWOODO
    
    Dec 11, 2015
13. Geressen
  "according to the theory of evolution these trees have died and turned to stone over hundreds of years"-dumbest nature film voiceover ever.
  
  Dec 11, 2015
14. Geressen
  @themacca Happy Birthday!
  
  Dec 10, 2015
  2. themacca
    thanks mate. your 2 months late but thanks
    
    Dec 10, 2015
  3. Geressen
    Happy Birthday !
    
    Dec 10, 2015
15. Geressen
  to do; ask @Markoth about cooking lasagna using a washing machine.
  
  Dec 8, 2015
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  3. Geressen
    that's a dishwasher not a washing machine. but i'll take it.
    
    Dec 8, 2015
  4. Markoth
    I am most certain that it is a machine that washes. As for what it cleans what does it matter? You are cooking lasagna!
    
    Dec 9, 2015
  5. Geressen
    there are important mechanical diffirences between a dishwasher and a washing machine.. a dishwasher has a stable rack instead of a spinning barrel.
    
    Dec 9, 2015
16. Geressen
  I find that the easiest way to get the blood out is to simply set the washing machine to 60°C
  
  Dec 8, 2015
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  2. Markoth
    That's pretty danged cold for removing stains. Couldnt even cook a decent lasagna in there at that temp. Id bump it up to 70 at the least.
    
    Dec 8, 2015
17. Geressen
  looking at my inbox: who is this senshu and why does he spam my inbox with inpropriate content warnings :D
  
  Dec 8, 2015
  2. themacca
    were you posting nudes again?
    
    Dec 8, 2015
  3. MEATMAN
    I know the feeling
    
    Dec 8, 2015
18. Geressen
  the abotion thread has become a climate change discussion. -_-
  
  Dec 7, 2015
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  2. kalasle
    Wow. Too good.
    
    Dec 7, 2015
19. Geressen
  won't every shooting technically be a mass shooting untill we start using laser guns?
  
  Dec 7, 2015
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  3. themacca
    well, people getting hurt isn't a bad thing unless at least 4 people died. so im sure they wouldn't object
    
    Dec 7, 2015
  4. darklord48
    Even photons have mass, so wouldn't laser guns still qualify?
    
    Dec 7, 2015
  5. Geressen
    yeah but at that point i'd consider it negible.
    
    Dec 7, 2015
20. Geressen
  really good sad clown routine funny.
  
  Dec 6, 2015
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