Yo momma is so fat, if she was killed by a stitched they would have enought materials to build a Megazord and conquer Poxanthuru!
Yo momma so fat that I will make a "Yo momma" joke about other topic to not to look insensitive Yo momma so ugly, skeezicks dentist show a picture of her to kid that don't brush her teeth.
Yo momma so fat, she would be a 3×3 (maps) unit. Yo momma so stupid, she thought rover: conqueror is OP. Yo momma so fat, when avenging flame tries to consume her on fire, the server overheats. Yo momma so ugly, showing her picture is how horrific aura works.