f2p vs p2w, ff vs splits, and boon of the undead

Yo mamma so fat, the only split she plays is a banana split.

 

Damn I wanted to do that one!

 

yo momma is so stupid she thinks DMZ is a rap group.

 

Where my Kanen at!?

 

Yo momma is so fat, that when Owl Raider tried to carry her, they were both dragged down to Sheoul.

 

Yo momma is so fat, grant: flight gives her tunnel: earth.

 

Yo momma is so fat, she carries the tortalleon transport and still has space for dessert.

 

Yo momma is so fat, she makes Soulbleeder and Soulthirster look like supermodels.

 

Yo momma is so fat, she leaves butter balls when vampyres hit her.

 

pssh, everyone knows it's a dubstep label

plebs

 

Yo momma is so fat, "cloak" doesn't stealth her.

 

Yo momma is so fat, when she is cliffed she gets stuck and never dies!

 

Yo momma is so fat, if she was killed by a stitched they would have enought materials to build a Megazord and conquer Poxanthuru!

 

Yo momma so fat she takes half damage from colossal units.

 

Yo momma so fat that I will make a "Yo momma" joke about other topic to not to look insensitive
Yo momma so ugly, skeezicks dentist show a picture of her to kid that don't brush her teeth.

 

this thread got swerved into off-topic


swag

 

Yo momma so fat, she would be a 3×3 (maps) unit.
Yo momma so stupid, she thought rover: conqueror is OP.
Yo momma so fat, when avenging flame tries to consume her on fire, the server overheats.
Yo momma so ugly, showing her picture is how horrific aura works.

 

Hey! Rover: Conquerer is OP!

D=

T_T

 

rage

 

Yo momma so ugly, when she plays Mortal Kombat, Scorpion yells "STAY OVER THERE!!!".