like I mean they're like mammals so they're like people but underwater and they have these little flippers. flippers are weird man. like can you imagine if we had flippers? like we couldn't do anything. maybe high five no wait we couldn't even high five because we wouldn't have five fingers, so it wouldn't count it would be a lie your celebratory, collaborative hand slapping is a farce and they breath through a hole in the top of their head and I don't even really think they're real. like you see all these "pictures" of dolphins online, but I mean come on. weird flipper people flopping around in the ocean i dunno man
dude it was late and I was waiting for the site to get up and come on there's no way dolphins are real. like seriously what the hell is that
I don't even drugs just because I don't believe in strange flipper monsters doesn't mean I'm high you know what everyone else is high for believing in dolphins except for the devs because they're owls and owls are immune to mind altering effects and x ray vision they just don't even show up on x rays like x ray vampires
I still don't buy it. Your moving pictures can not suade me owl I have seen your libraries you sew lies LIES!
well i mean first dolphins aren't real so they can't wear vests second style why would they wear vests to keep warm? like vest aren't all too cozy. if you wanted to ward off the cold from your fictitious dolphins then you should sew them like a turtleneck or something.
so wait only turtles can wear turtlenecks? but people wear turtlenecks..... I don't know man I just think dolphins are an illusion and the owls are probably behind it and starfish are evil so are flamingos
whoa wait whoa hold on wait but like turtles don't wear turtlenecks unless like if people wear turtlenecks long enough then they harden and that's why turtles have shells man
how do turtles not wear turtlenecks have you not seen a turtle? http://onemoregeneration.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/OMG-Trivia-03-29-11.jpg bam it wears that thing pretty good, too, i'd say
this thread is messing me up. it started out as just a simple conversation about the existence of dolphins and now I don't even understand turtles anymore I'll never be able to play tortuns the same way again
The way I see it, dolphins are just anorexic whales. They got the same parts, just like you or me, but they don't like to be fat. Being fat in the ocean is like being fat in a public park. The spaces are so wide open that everyone can see you. Except they don't just see you, they point at you because you're a big fatty. Me, for instance, I get pointed at a lot because of my girth. I'm a whale, see? But what these other neckbeards don't know is that they too are whales. A whale always knows another whale by the sound of his jeering. That's how whales communicate, don't you know. You ever listen to whalesong? Of course not, because you're a dolphin. But if you did, you'd be able to tell that whales really all hate each other for being so fat. They say "Maaaaaaaan, you put on some weight! How many o' them shrimp you eat last night? Yall be looking so fat in yo new skinny skin skin!". Dolphins, they don't pay attention to no whales, just like whales pay no attention to no dolphins. Even when I tell 'em "I got yo fish right here, pal......", what do I get? Big fat wad of nothin', that's what I get. Guess it serves me right for being such a whale, but the point is, dolphins and whales don't exist any more than people exist. We're all just whales in a big pond, and these here dolphins want to screw us real good. And by screw us, I mean they want to fight us and steal our blubber, because in reality they're jealous of us for being so fat. That's why Dagda never bathes, because he's so skinny, see? He could never handle that much water with so little meat on his bones. He ain't no whale, and that's a fact! Anyway, if you're ever out looking for a whale, be sure to leave your number, in case he decides to call. Them whales get desperate after seeing such a young, handsome dolphin like yourself crawling about in the muck. See what I'm sayin'? Now that you mention it, turtles don't exist neither, on account o' the hillbillies who ate 'em all up inna soup one hoedown day. They been hootin' anna hollerin' fo days, just ichin' to take dem turtles down, but they never get 'em cuz theys is too slippery, like Widl Chufun affer da oyl.