get a pizza, still hot, still in the box. write on the inside-top of the pizza box in big black sharpie something to the effect of "GO TO PROM WITH ME PLEASE I THINK YOUR HAIR IS PRETTY" go up to the girl, open the box, and say "so will you go to the prom with me or is this too cheesy?" i legit know a guy that got married this way
My school is very strict and would actually suspend me if I made it a big deal at school. I was thinking about taking her ice skating (blind fold her and surprise her) then make a big poster and be like "WILL YOU SKATE WITH ME TO/AT HOMECOMING?" But idk I don't like the saying.
my fellow yellow. You're going to have to embrace your asian side for once. you need to get oriental. I really will. Too bad you're somewhere in the midwest in a trailer isolated from society.
Rewrite the lyrics of her favorite song into a "cute" way of asking her out. Sing/ get someone to sing/ instrumental it for her. Works every time
Bane Shift ***** send me carson nudes and Ill write it for you. My trackrecord speaks for itself (though me is sexy, clearly i date above my level)
Buy a big bunch of flowers that you know she likes, slip a large card on the front surmounted by a bow and have the card be a relatively Bane Shift poem that conveys the fact you wish her to go to homecoming with her. Or yaknow, just ask off-handedly like you're just too cool for Firking school.
