May dionysus be with u and may khaine rip our heart out of ur chest, just to feed it to his little killer rabbits.
No seriously, I'd find all those creative ways kind of obnoxious. But again, its probably just me being a terrible weirdo
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Maybe it works if you reverse it. Have you tried throwing up on her?
keep it cheesy, really cheesy. Focus on theme that she likes to let her know it is about her. If it is slightly embarrassing for you to be so cheesy, but you rock it any, way she will dig it 1000x more.
My friend was telling me about this one, it seems pretty cute. I'll break it down step by step for you. 1: Buy 1 or 2 bunnies 2: Get some candles lit 3: Make sure you have a clear wall 4: Draw a pentagram 5: Kill the bunnies 6: Write your message to Molli on the wall with the bunny's blood. Even if she turns you down at least you're guaranteed a date with that horny devil.
