Your momma likes eating so much she took one look at the bladed corpse and said 'less knives, more forks'.
Yo mama so ugly, she's what caused the savages of poxnora to revert back into humans(after realizing they didn't want to go down that path). Yo mama so ugly, she's the reason why stitched Mesmer is considered fascinating and majestic by the dwarves (after they got a look at her). yo mama so fat, her gravitational pull causes energy thief to proc when some one gets near her.
Yo mama so fat, repurpose only makes her lose 1/4 of her hp but it kills the affected unit. Yo mama so ugly fearless doesnt work against her permanent horrific aura. Yo mama so stupid she cant get confused, distracted or mind controlled.
Your mother is so obese that I was inspired to write this in correct English to reduce the chances that I might anger her and she sits upon me causing my death.
the judges in dancing with the stars deduct points if you include a lift in your foxtrot. likewise, I have to deduct points for a poxnora yo mamma joke without any poxnora or 'yo momma' in it.
Yo momma's so (insert silly adjective) that her (insert poxnora related anatomy reference) would (insert slanderous verb) into a (insert additional seemingly hilarious poxnora reference).