Im hosting a party

I have fruit punch, popcorn and cheese and crackers. What else do I need?

 

Tunes.

 

what tunes would be good for a party with cheese and crackers?

 

Depends on the type of party and guests

Is it formal?

Sounds like cheesy part with a bunch of crackers so I'm guessing it's formal

 

I'd totally play Rachmaninov and tell everyone who complains to take a hike

 

I'm with booz here, maybe mix in some Tchaikovsky for fun.

 

Ok now what if I told you that the fruit punch, popcorn, cheese and crackers were accompanied by Bassnectar music, LED strobe lights and jungle juice at this party. What else would I need to add now?

 

I'd swap the Bassnectar for some jungle tunes and spike the punch

 

Noted. What should I spike it with?

 

Yes.

 

Lsd

Someone was going to say it.

Edit: no wait, put some roofies in there then just draw disks on everyone's faces

 

A highschool cafeteria and a lot of acne.

 

This would be good. Too bad I'm not allowed within 400 feet of a school, chucky cheeses or YMCA.

 

tunes?

 

Strippers.

Since your audience will be lonely nerds, they could use some somethin somethin.

 

There needs to be a hard-core chess tournament, where the stakes are nothing less than life or death.


Maybe bring in some old people to regale you all with stories of how things were harder back in their day.

 

Ok so should I hire an executioner or should I just off the losers myself?

 

Would be more dramatic if you just pick up their king and stab it through their eye.

 

i could make it interesting and put all the losers in a pit with a few short sharpened sticks

 

If it is anything like a Dutch birthday (chair) party then you won't need music and just a long circle of chairs around the snacks and drinks ... our parties are more like excuses for family to get together and gossip than anything else. It's because our lives are already so full of action. that is why we are hardly shocked by anything.