So, you know how homeless people eat garbage, right? Well, sometimes I leave bits of food at the bottom of containers for them to eat. Like, I don't finish the entire container off as some people might do. I leave some left in there, being the good humanitarian that I am. This one time, I saw two homeless guys fighting over a can of tunafish I threw out the other day; it was happening right outside my house. I stood watching them for a second, thinking to myself "ah, it sure does feel good to do good". One of those homeless guys got a fine meal that day. Anyone else do this?
I'm even better in that I go out and find the weakest, most starving homeless man, bring him home and get him right. I'll feed him, dress him, make him work outside and build up muscle. He will usually thank me the entire time and I just reply with a "don't mention it". The best part is when the time finally comes to finally cut his throat and let all the blood drain out into a big bowl, harvest his fresh and healthy organs and use the meat to feed the next homeless man I encounter and bring up. Good times.
Personally I find such jokes go a bit far ... Like joking about gassing jews ... But hey, as long as they have fun
Dude. We could make money off of something like this, I saw it on American Dad! We just have to stage bum fights. We toss some food in a ring with a couple bums, stream it online for a fee, and whichever bum wins gets to keep the food! There's no downside!
Except ethical dilemma - Your suggesting the homeless version of Hunger games? I think you might get in trouble for it because it is exploitations of humans for entertainment
I imagine the aristocracy in France mocked their poor as well, right before they all got their heads chopped off. But it doesn't have to be a full blown rebellion, it only takes one or two poor desperate people to ruin your day.
