Sorry to break it to you.

But ya'll are fat.

 

Too much dragon meat

 

- I always wondered why the dorfs wouldn't take their shirts off with us at the IS company mixers...awk

 

big boned..... in every way possible

 

Don't try and sugarcoat is, cause you'll probably eat that too.

 

Maybe if you scaly sandhumpers weren't so easy to kill, we'd be in better shape. As it is, all we do is sit around all day because there's no one left to challenge our absolute rule.

 

Instead of sitting around drinking, you could all become lumberjacks and chop down some trees.

 

It's funny cuz u fat.