What faction is the most broken?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by darklord48, Aug 26, 2016.


Which is the most broken?

  1. Paper

    5 vote(s)
  2. Rock

    6 vote(s)
  3. Scissors

    3 vote(s)
  1. darklord48

    darklord48 Forum Royalty

    I think it's paper. It beats rock one hundred percent of the time.
  2. davre

    davre The Benevolent Technofascist

    If you are playing best 2 out of 3 I like to go rock, rock, rock.

    By the time it gets to the third one, they start second guessing you. All like "there's no way he'd do it. He's just setting me up so I can paper and he'll scissors. Or maybe he knows that I know that he'll play the scissors so I should play rock." Then they start getting all shakey and sweaty, and they know that I've just broken their brain. "But what if?... yes, that's it. He thinks I'm going to play the rock, I bet he thinks he's so smart, with that paper at the ready after those 2 rocks, well I'll show him".

    They never see it coming.
    I call it the Avalanche (tm).
  3. DrakeArron

    DrakeArron The King of Potatoes

    I feel obligated to post this scene. It's the only time in any universe (ours or fictional) where someone has been able to logically figure out how to garuntee a win of rock paper sciccors.. Without cheating. And you know how he does it? By garunteeing to his opponent that he will only... Play... Paper. Yeah.
    (Note, this is an anime widely known for fanservice, but I'm pretty sure this is the best game of Rock Paper Scissors in existence, so don't pesecute me for it k ;p

    Begins at 3:05
  4. BurnPyro

    BurnPyro Forum Royalty

    quality shitposting
  5. potatonuts

    potatonuts I need me some PIE!

    Paper is stupid. There is no way a piece of paper could beat a rock in a fight, it's a rock for ****s sake!

    Does nobody care about flavor?
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  6. kalasle

    kalasle Forum Royalty

    Actually, I wrote a whole article on this about two years ago, in which I broke down the matchups and showed that, despite perceptions that they are all 10/0, there is in fact room for an underdog victory. It gets a bit technical, but you can read it here.
    Last edited: Aug 27, 2016
  7. phdstax

    phdstax Active Member

  8. mw24

    mw24 I need me some PIE!

    the stupid bunny is why every ud main quit the game.
  9. Markoth

    Markoth Lord Inquisitor

    UD is the most popular faction right now...

    They also got an Exotic Vothsair this last expansion. Salaam is also crazy strong so I doubt any UD players would quit because their exotic was a joke rune or that it was weak because neither point works.
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  10. mw24

    mw24 I need me some PIE!

    yeah, i still hate the bunny rune tho.
  11. Cydna

    Cydna Forum Royalty

    Any faction that isn't mine is the most broken.
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  12. darklord48

    darklord48 Forum Royalty

    Thank you for making my day. Knowing you hate the rune I named makes me so happy.
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  13. Pattn199

    Pattn199 I need me some PIE!

    To bad it ain't a real tread or I would say KF because your ***** **** was to scared for so long to nerf it.

    Move to of topic please @IMAGIRL
  14. mw24

    mw24 I need me some PIE!

    the names fine. UD needs more buff demons and monsters and demon elves. UD is the wrong faction for joke runes... give that bs to kf :(

    the new vothsair is nice but arrow eater needs to be reworked and 2x2 is annoying.
    Last edited: Aug 27, 2016
  15. ChiaoLung

    ChiaoLung I need me some PIE!

    No thank you...we have enough corgis.
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  16. Etherielin

    Etherielin The Floof Cultist

    Did I read "More Corgis!"? Oh yes I did!
  17. mw24

    mw24 I need me some PIE!

    no, you didnt... -_________-

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