Which 2016 presidential candidate fits you?

I blame Cloudfront's webscripting. (Seriously, I have a no-script addon for my browser, they weren't hidden until I enabled the script of that particular thingy, I'm not sure why they felt the need to do that though.)

Personal Results:

Rand Paul and Bernie Sanders are apparently neck and neck for me. Well, close to. 75% Paul and 73% Sanders, Mike Huckabee supposedly is at 72%.

The loser is... *drumroll* Bobby Jindal at 17%. I have absolutely no idea who Bobby Jindal is. Lindsey Graham was second worst, at 19%.

I have "officially" been labeled a "Left-wing Libertarian" (which honestly sounds about right).

I'm also apparently massively reject Elitism and Centralization of power, though I don't give a damn about Big Government vs. Small Government (whatever that means).

I had my own answers on some specific subjects, and apparently the website tends to take that as "agreement" even if it's not, which seems to have pushed up the numbers in some cases.

In terms of specific categories, I apparently want:

Trump's/Cruz's Imigration policy (though it's also what I cared about the least)

Paul's Foreign policy

Huckabee's/Cruz's Social policy

Trump's/Carson's Healthcare policy

Sanders'/Biden's Environmental policy

Paul's/Graham's Educational policy

Paul's Economic policy

Half of the Republican parties alleged Electoral policy

Sander's Domestic policy

and Bush's Science policy

I am apparently not in agreement with those that live in my city or state, being 11% and 12% respectively, but I'm not sure if this is using the same sort of comparison method (it might want exact answers rather than partially similar ones like it took for the candidates).


Well, so the quiz says.

Interesting indeed.

 

Also, and most importantly... how can I find out how much I agree with Deez Nuts?

 

Praise yourself lucky.

 

98% Bernie Sanders.
0% Ben Carlson.

Never heard of either of them.

 

91% Bernie Sanders.

85% Clinton.

25% Trump. Well alright, mister Trump, you're almost not Bane Shift.

 

Not surprised by mine.

Ted Cruz 94%
Marco Rubio, Rick Santorum 90%
Lowest Republican; John Kasich 63%
Highest Democrat; Joe Biden 36%
Hillary Clinton 28%
Bernie Sanders 9%

 

You should feel 14% bad about yourself.

 

Beats your 100%

 

Agreed, lack of Mr. Deez Nuts in any of the quizzes is disrespectful of my political position.

 

of all the republicans...

 

There needs to be a spot on the ballet that says "not Donald".... That's the one I would pick

 

Purpletop:

Democrat, Democrat, Democrat, Democrat... I see where this is goin- Holy crap suddenly Jeb!

It's really quite interesting to see where people end up with this sort of thing, though I still don't trust it fully on it's accuracy (let alone for certain politicians to actually be sticking to their stated platforms rather than just pandering).


On a related note, it seems like the majority so far are at least okay with Sanders, if not having him as tops. Pretty interesting.

 

so you guys think the job the left has done over the past 7 years justifies putting forth a candidate that's even more left? You're going to lose the middle with that pick. His persona doesn't overshadow his policies so he will be judged purely by those. And I don't see 'more left' as a big selling point to the middle.

 

Obama

Left

Pick one

 

I think most people don't want a continuation of the core policies of the last 30 years or so, and perceive Sanders as being substantially different (same with Trump, for those that like him). I don't know that such a perception would be CORRECT mind, but it makes sense.

Or it could just be the way the quiz was set up makes it easy for Sanders to get ahead based on his "answers."

Probably both.

 

I find this funny, because I hear this exact argument, except the other way around, rather often. Mostly at home (my father is very republican), but also around town (remember, though, small-town Idaho, it's kind of the common sentiment).