First, id see if i could take him in a fight, if yes, ide agresivly tell him to back off and push him a bit. If no, id tell him thats it she was spoken for, and go to a different part of the club. Usually these drunk guys are pretty nice when they know they are taken. And if they start anything, they will get kicked out pretty quick
I cast Groble Bombardment and move my Dwarven Tinkerer away from the frontline so she can go back to tinkering with my junk. Getting nice and rigid takes several turns worth of whacking with that wrench, you know!
I love that @Gnomes actually roleplays through a whole scenario of serious responses. Like, he just sees the buff ass wolf monster as "drunk guy" and is like "BACK OFF PUNK."
Begin writing on cardboard signs and screaming to fearful passerbys about how the end is near, since a two-dimensional sprite just reached out into the three-dimensional reality. Alternatively: Dump my GF and surround myself with all the best 2D "Waifu's" in the hopes they reach out into the 3D reality... (I think I used that term correctly?)
@newsbuff what character is your profile picture of? Well, since I cast Masochism earlier, I feel the slap and wink at the guy. Then I cast Retribution on the gf for the insta-kill. Besides, she had Mercenary.
