Which, of course, is just to get the entry pass into our guild chat. If you want to have the honor of actually requesting a battle with any of us we'll need you to go through a year long testing process to see if your fighting ability is worthy of us wasting our time on.
Why did I have to wear nothing but socks for part 4 of the initiation, and why was that squirrel painted purple? Alas I await part 5 of my initiation.
Do not question our methods. I'm glad you're ready for part 5, I have the 5 gallons of peanut butter ready to go.
Pfff, part 5 is a walk in the park compared to part 6. I swear, that blindfolded Segway race almost did me in............
That was completely your fault. We told you to rub yourself down with mustard to keep the bugs away but you misheard and used mayonnaise. Mosquitos around here are big enough that they are often used as a substitute for Thanksgiving dinner. Good thing we had all that kool-aid on hand. If we didnt have something to put in you to replace the blood loss you would have ended up feedin the worms.
That's rich, coming from someone whose application to this organization was summarily shot down unanimously from the round table.