New years resolutions

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by PurpleTop, Dec 31, 2014.

  1. PurpleTop

    PurpleTop I need me some PIE!

    Post your new years resolutions here, if you have any.


    Mine :
    Eat less salt (for my health)
    Treat the women of my life better
    Sleep less
    Drink less beer.

    The last one is effective as soon as I end my Las Vegas new years vacation.
    EDIT: I guess the same could be said for all four of them really.....

    and yours?
     
    Last edited: Dec 31, 2014
  2. Boozha

    Boozha I need me some PIE!

    Drink more
    Learn more
    Be even more handsome
     
  3. PurpleTop

    PurpleTop I need me some PIE!

    Shouldn't be too hard, i figure
    ;)
     
  4. Vote Kanye 2020

    Vote Kanye 2020 Better-Known Member

    Mine are:

    Get a job.
    Spend less money on clothes and hair.
    Stop being as much of a **** to random people on the internet.
    Steal Burn from Dagda and then marry him in Vegas.
    Stop drinking so much Dr.Pepper (Seriously this addiction is going to murder my teeth).
    Get Senshu to ban me.
     
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  5. PurpleTop

    PurpleTop I need me some PIE!

    They say that what happens in Vegas stays in vegas, but they clearly didn't account for STD's and stage 5 clingers.
     
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  6. Boozha

    Boozha I need me some PIE!

    The first two point are rather achievable, but getting more handsome? There are finite limits on how much handsomeness fits into one body! I am, so to speak, approaching the c of handsomeness
     
  7. Qucas

    Qucas Guest

    1. Get a job
    2. Lose weight
    3. Stop snacking
    4. Get a GF
     
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  8. KingJad

    KingJad I need me some PIE!

    Firk my friend
    Get a better job
    Get moles to give me free rons
     
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  9. Qucas

    Qucas Guest

    Does your friend know you want to firk them?
     
  10. Geressen

    Geressen Forum Royalty

    same as every year.
    I resolve not to make new year's resolutions.
     
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  11. KingJad

    KingJad I need me some PIE!

    Hell yea she does
     
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  12. ptjimbo

    ptjimbo I need me some PIE!

    My resolution.

    Get into college for game design.
     
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  13. Baskitkase

    Baskitkase Forum Royalty

    I see some good ones. Hope it works out for you.

    I'm not really a resolution maker but last year I stopped Ironman/training and Krav Maga and I'd like to remedy that.

    My other goal is productivity/income related.
     
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  14. Cydna

    Cydna Forum Royalty

    1. Collect all the nudes of all the attractive girls I know. Be more of a gentleman.
    2. Play Pox less.
    3. Get buff.

    Too bad #1 is the most likely to happen and that's still really low. QQ
     
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  15. xezno

    xezno I need me some PIE!

    1) Continue on with school..........

    That is all, boring as hell year coming up :rolleyes:
     
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  16. PurpleTop

    PurpleTop I need me some PIE!

    Oh, and win more league games
     
  17. BurnPyro

    BurnPyro Forum Royalty

    I don't believe in new year's resolutions, as they generally end up being nice dreams and people don't work on it.

    Therefore, my normal hopes and dreams:

    1. continue going to the gym
    2. (related to 1, put on weight as well - where them protein at)
    3. win the other policeschool test coming up as well - win policeschool and do all the inspecting
    4. performance in video games to the max
    5. yada yada good health friends the stuff. (consider this a normal thing for you to want at any given time, so w/e)
     
  18. Cydna

    Cydna Forum Royalty

    Burn u need to lose weight fatty
     
  19. BurnPyro

    BurnPyro Forum Royalty

  20. Atherhog

    Atherhog I need me some PIE!

    crack on with my PhD... must complete the lit review... must complete the lit review...
     

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