Noob World Order

Discussion in 'Guilds' started by SPiEkY, Oct 25, 2014.


    IMAGIRL Forum Royalty

    I've received the application and applied.
  2. Baskitkase

    Baskitkase Forum Royalty

    Now for the 7 part initiation and probation process that should last no longer than 8 months.
  3. DrakeArron

    DrakeArron I need me some PIE!

    Which, of course, is just to get the entry pass into our guild chat. If you want to have the honor of actually requesting a battle with any of us we'll need you to go through a year long testing process to see if your fighting ability is worthy of us wasting our time on.

    IMAGIRL Forum Royalty

    Why did I have to wear nothing but socks for part 4 of the initiation, and why was that squirrel painted purple?

    Alas I await part 5 of my initiation.
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  5. Baskitkase

    Baskitkase Forum Royalty

    Do not question our methods.

    I'm glad you're ready for part 5, I have the 5 gallons of peanut butter ready to go.
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  6. Markoth

    Markoth Lord Inquisitor

    I have the feral cat and a barrel of margarine.
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  7. Baskitkase

    Baskitkase Forum Royalty

    And now the socks come off
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  8. JazzMan1221

    JazzMan1221 Better-Known Member

    Pfff, part 5 is a walk in the park compared to part 6. I swear, that blindfolded Segway race almost did me in............
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  9. Markoth

    Markoth Lord Inquisitor

    That was completely your fault. We told you to rub yourself down with mustard to keep the bugs away but you misheard and used mayonnaise. Mosquitos around here are big enough that they are often used as a substitute for Thanksgiving dinner. Good thing we had all that kool-aid on hand. If we didnt have something to put in you to replace the blood loss you would have ended up feedin the worms.
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  10. Ballballer

    Ballballer Chief Antagonist


    All of you
  11. Baskitkase

    Baskitkase Forum Royalty

    That's rich, coming from someone whose application to this organization was summarily shot down unanimously from the round table.
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  12. Ballballer

    Ballballer Chief Antagonist

    Lol lies you applied to my guild
  13. Baskitkase

    Baskitkase Forum Royalty

    If it makes you feel better, ballsack.
  14. Ballballer

    Ballballer Chief Antagonist

    Is that why you brought it up? To curb the pain?
  15. Baskitkase

    Baskitkase Forum Royalty

    Show me on this doll where the bad NWO touched you.
  16. Garuda51

    Garuda51 Well-Known Member

    Can I be the doll
    edit: also who is Bumpyro and could u introduce me to him/her
  17. iiiioooque

    iiiioooque The King of Potatoes

    I hope you're still recruiting :D
  18. Baskitkase

    Baskitkase Forum Royalty

    Step 1....
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    MEATMAN Forum Royalty

    feed me
  20. Pixyrus

    Pixyrus Forum Royalty

    Another new recruit? I'll go get the applesauce....

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