Geressen
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Geressen

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can someone destroy the russian spambot in off topic? Apr 14, 2020

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    1. Geressen
      Geressen
      yes keep wishing me a happy birthday, but keep doing so untill my actuall birthday has passed.
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      2. doubtofbuddha
        doubtofbuddha
        Happy Birthday.
        Feb 2, 2016
    2. doubtofbuddha
      doubtofbuddha
      Happy birthday!
    3. Geressen
      Geressen
      it's not my birthday, you guys are all out of touch with reality. I was only taking the birthday wishing over from IMAGIRL and his dead comp
      1. GabrielQ
        GabrielQ
        A lot of people wished you happy birthday today so you better enjoy it
        Feb 1, 2016
      2. Geressen
        Geressen
        fine, but they better be ready to do it again in three days!
        Feb 1, 2016
    4. Markoth
      Markoth
      Happy Birthday
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      2. Geressen
        Geressen
        Birthday:February 4
        Feb 1, 2016
      3. Markoth
        Markoth
        Happy Birthday
        Feb 1, 2016
    5. themacca
      themacca
      Happy Birthday
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      2. Geressen
        Geressen
        Birthday:February 4
        Feb 1, 2016
    6. Geressen
      Geressen
      people may have been born on this date in the absence of IMAGIRL let me just say big whoop sarcasticly :D
    7. Geressen
      Geressen
      now that IMAGIRL is dead the birthdays fall to me, happy birthday to all born on januari 30th, I don't like your date of birth.
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      3. Senshu
        Senshu
        Ha!
        Jan 30, 2016
      4. avichaif
        avichaif
        here is no 29th of February every 4 years
        Jan 30, 2016
      5. Geressen
        Geressen
        that's what I'm saying! I just celebrate new years for 24 hours every 4 years.
        Jan 30, 2016
    8. Geressen
      Geressen
      as she injected the anastethic she said it might feel a bit like running to catch the bus because of the adrenaline, but I felt the opposite
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      2. Geressen
        Geressen
        I think generally most people don't feel and I don't know how to translate this, her word was I might feel "chased" like "when running to a bus" I don't know what type of situations she is taking busrides in.
        Jan 27, 2016
      3. Geressen
        Geressen
        the entire situation is a bit surreal, first you get stabbed in the mouth a bunch of times, then you sit in a chair while your body is like "FIGHT OR FLIGHT ACTION TIME NOW" and then they yank out your teeth.
        Jan 27, 2016
      4. Lushiris
        Lushiris
        That makes sense, in a very strange way.
        Jan 27, 2016
    9. Geressen
      Geressen
      last year 20 police comisioners made more than the minister of traffic and safety, that means the minister makes more than 19 comisioners.
    10. Geressen
      Geressen
      Wow who knew having wisdom teeth removed was such an adrenalin rush, I smell badly of nervous sweat and I can't feel my face.
      1. Bondman007
        Bondman007
        Now that your wisdom is gone, I really can't wait to see what kind of ******** posts you will put up now. Joy.
        Jan 27, 2016
    11. Geressen
      Geressen
      I can see time itself!
      1. Lushiris
        Lushiris
        Yes, some people call it clock.
        Jan 26, 2016
      2. ChiaoLung
        ChiaoLung
        Time to lay off the caffeine.
        Jan 26, 2016
    12. Geressen
      Geressen
      @mw24 are you saying Trump is going to shoot a black person?
      1. mw24
        mw24
        he was endorsed by black republicans the same day he made the comment.
        Jan 23, 2016
    13. Geressen
      Geressen
      how did the jar of dirt thread turn to discussing the merits of episode 1 and 2 and wether Lucas is a hack and racism in star wars.
      1. Jimmie1982
        Jimmie1982
        Because internet.
        Jan 22, 2016
    14. Geressen
      Geressen
      astronomy; if it is not named after greco-roman gods it's named after a Dutchman.
      1. darklord48
        darklord48
        I've always wanted to know more about Mr 3C 279.
        Jan 21, 2016
      2. Geressen
        Geressen
        oh the numbered stuff doesn't count, those are placeholders. Oort cloud, kuiper belt etc.
        Jan 21, 2016
      3. Geressen
        Geressen
        seriously the numbers are more for indexing purposes, it's like calling me by my social security number rather than my name.
        Jan 21, 2016
    15. Geressen
      Geressen
      1+1=2, it's funny because it's true.
    16. Geressen
      Geressen
      nobody who ate my cooking yesterday has thrown up, but guy who was supposed to cook today is. based on my sample size you are all puking.
    17. Geressen
      Geressen
      @IMAGIRL no news on the russian, but tonight i'm baking some salmon with cherry tomatoes courgette and greek cheese in an oven.
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      3. Geressen
        Geressen
        oh the courgetted with the onion for 5 minutes + salt and peppers* loads of fluid on the courgette level at the end but everything tasted great.
        Jan 18, 2016
      4. IMAGIRL
        IMAGIRL
        Sounds delicious.
        Jan 18, 2016
      5. Leadrz
        Leadrz
        sweet
        Jan 18, 2016
    18. IMAGIRL
      IMAGIRL
      Going to need an update on your Russian flatmate. As well as any 'new' recipes you've come across.
    19. Geressen
      Geressen
      hahaha the fire departement had to get a boy out of a skatebowl after he fell and couldn't get out because of the freezingrain ice buildup
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      2. Geressen
        Geressen
        I don't understand the question?
        Jan 7, 2016
      3. doubtofbuddha
        doubtofbuddha
        Do you play Pox Nora?
        Jan 7, 2016
      4. Geressen
        Geressen
        sometimes, but I havn't for ages.
        Jan 7, 2016
    20. Geressen
      Geressen
      you know the thing about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
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      2. WhatTheHex
        WhatTheHex
        What's the difference between newton and the dead baby in front of me?
        Jan 6, 2016
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